Please note: This content is for informational purposes only and not financial advice. Consult a professional for your specific situation. Disclaimer Cartoon image of a dog hiding under a desk with a piggy bank. Credit: Gemini Alright, my fellow wallet-wrecked pals, let’s get real: your paycheck’s ghosting you faster than a sketchy Hinge match, and adulting’s a full-on circus fire. I’m a finance manager, battling spreadsheets at work like I’m dodging the office vending machine’s overpriced $3 candy bar scam, but after hours I once stared at $22.13 in my account before rent, while my dog Sansa shot me a glare like I’d canceled her hand crafted kibble order. My bank account cackled louder than a 2000s MySpace comment section. Done with your cash pulling a disappearing act? Here’s four funny ways to lock it down, dished with my office fiascos and Sansa’s chaos, so you can skip ...